Just have to share this with you all :
Police were called out on Burns' Night after reports that local youths were lurking/hiding in some bushes near the library on Argyll Stree and [apparently] emerging every now and then to hurl haggis (!) at passing motorists ...
How imaginative is that ?!!!
I wonder if they were using 'veggie' haggis - and therefore hoping to lessen the impact(s) :
HAH!
PS : This story for real ... pick of the 'police files' so far this year. That's Dunoon for you !
Will keep you posted ... aye !
Exercising 'Lil' ... PHEW!